Random Arm Wrestler
OK, we will start you off easy here, an arm wrestler and I am pretty sure you can guess what happens next… Oh my, cringe worthy…

David Busst
I remember this like it was yesterday, I was watching the game. Coventry had a corner against Manchester United, Busst (great name!) went in for a corner when his leg got caught underneath him and snapped. Peter Schmeichel ran away and was phsically sick, and after the game had to have counselling. Even after David was cleared off the field they had to water the pitch to get rid of the blood… Ouch!!

Basketball player Andrew Bogut
Wow, this guy goes for the big slam, falls backwards and awkardly lands on his arm, popping out his elbow. Watch the slow mo replys, his arm turns to jelly…

Corey Hill UFC Leg Break
I have to look away whenever I see this video, it is seriously not worth watching if you have a dodgy stomach, makes me feel sick! Corey Hill goes for a leg kick and his own leg snaps in two. Not only that, the other guy doesn’t realise and carrys on fighting. Urghhhh… Pic below, or click the link to get the video…

Sports Worse Injuries

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Footballer leg breaks backwards

Yet another gruesome one, making a pretty innocent tackle, but his leg get’s caught behind his body and snaps at the ankle, not only does it snap but it turns round 180 degrees!! Pretty dam sick!!

Seen worse? Even had worse? Let us know in the comments below or on twitter or facebook. Our include broken arms, feet, torn achilles and 6 stitiches across my eye from an incident with a golf club!

Buzz Lightyear name change

Toy Story 3 is out, and it’s in 3D. And to be fair, I will probably go and watch it!!

However, I don’t think I am quite the die hard fan like 26 year-old Steve Bolton, sorry Buzz Lighyear. Yes Buzz, or formally known as Steve, a mechanic from West Bromwich has official changed his name to Buzz Lightyear to mark the release of Toy Story 3.

Buzz, no Steve, actually Buzz (whatever) explained…

‘it’s a great name, a great film and my girlfriend is going to love telling people she’s going out with Buzz Lightyear. Her and my mates have told me before that I’ve got a cheesy grin and chin like Buzz, so perhaps it’s a fitting name change. I hope kids will ask me for my autograph. It’s going to feel great signing my name Buzz Lightyear and introducing myself to people at parties.’

So your girlfriend is excited about going out with a plastic toy… I would say more but I don’t want to be killed by a death ray…

P.S we will be re-launching the blog in July so stay tuned, bookmark, friend, like or follow us to stay in the know – Joe

Firstly, if you have been in a coma (no pun intended) over the last 12 hours you may not have heard that unfourtunately the legend that is Michael Jackson passed away last night in an LA hospital. Now don’t get my wrong, i think the guy is a legend and changed the face (sorry) of music over the last 20 years! But every cloud has a silver lining, CD and memorabilia sales will go up, and we have been inundated with Michael Jackson jokes.

This may be borderline but, if we don’t laugh, we might cry (honestly). So here goes (some of the best new ones are in the comments section, props to people posting!);

Michael Jackson killed himself last night after he found out boys to men was a band not a delivery service – PW, Facebook

Doctors believe Michael Jacksons heart attack was due to a hereditary problem. They think its the result of a defective billy gene – @Sebwebber

RIP Michael Jackson, he touched to many people, albeit most of them children…

While in a coma doctors were waiting for Michael Jackson to show signs of life and his heart ‘beat it’

I have two Michael Jackson Tickets for sale, January – AT, Facebook

Whats the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? Alex Ferguson will be playing Giggs next year – JC, text

And there there was 4…

Just read his funeral arrangements, he’ll be melted down & made into plastic toys. That way kids will play with him for a change – CY, Facebook

I genuinely feel sorry for Michael Jackson ‘s family. The decision to bury, cremate or recycle cannot be an easy choice to make – TJ, Facebook

Only something like this could get Uri Gellar back on television – MH, Facebook

There was news that doctor’s were taking bets on what colour MJ’s cock is. All bets are now of as pediatrician’s have been reported to have inside information – BF, Facebook

I heard they are having to double the seating at Micheal’s funerals because children under 12 have to be accompanied by an adult – BF, Facebook

What do jacko and santa have in common? They both like to empty their sacks for little children – MR, Facebook

After Michael Jacksons sudden death Gary Glitter has offered to cover some of his dates, Henry aged 10, William aged 12 and Joel aged 13 – CLS, Facebook

and these courtesy of @jackojokes;

Condolences to the Jackson family, but could i also remind you that collection day for recyclable plastics is Monday.

Michael Jacksons last wish was to be cremated and his ashes put into an etch-a-sketch so kids could still play with him.

Conformation just came through that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.

Out of respect, McDonalds have released the McJackson burger. 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

Reports that Michael Jackson died of a heart attack are incorrect.In fact he went to the childrens hospital and had a stroke.

When ambulance officers arrived at MJ’s home they found class A drugs in the kitchen, and Class 4B in his bedroom.

Madonna has paid her respects to the jackson family and wants to know how much they want for the kids.

All MJ’s upcoming dates are now cancelled, including John aged 5, and Ryan aged 9.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?……about 3 hours.

- If you have anymore please post them below or say what you like and you don’t like.

Please do not take this post as being disrespectful! We are celebrating his life in a way he loved!!

Funny Exam Answers

Lastly, but by no means least.

What was Hitlers first name?
Heil

Well with football missing on a Saturday afternoon this tickled me!

I actually had to pause this i was laughing so hard! WOW! Props to Tommy J for the find!